<p>This 17th century attention-seeking goth convinced half of the Jewish population that he was the messiah by eating a bacon, egg &amp; cheese. Come join the party and get ready for the rapture! </p>

65 - Jacob Frank: The Second Unkosher, Orgy Throwin', Jewish-Illuminati Messiah

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.