<p>Witchcraft! Clairvoyance! Shoving cheese cloth up your vagina! We&#39;re taking an &#39;in-depth&#39; look at Britain&#39;s last witch, Hellish Nell and her stinky, slimy ectoplasmic discharge.</p>

51 - Matthew Hopkins: Witch Hunter with an Eye for Third Nipples

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.