<p>Janis Joplin is remembered as the free-loving spirit of the 60s... but in reality, she was a freeloading, needy addict that was always &#39;too good&#39; for the talented people that surrounded her. If she was so hip and in touch with her generation, why couldn&#39;t she write her own lyrics?</p>

47 - Martin Luther: The 95 Feces

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.