<p>Gabriella Ferreira joins us as we roast Coco Chanel. The queen of couture has a very dark secret. Here&#39;s a hint... it invovles the Nazis, Winston Churchill and a lot of erections. Her &#39;little black dress&#39; wasn&#39;t just sexy af, it was covert.</p>

37 - Sir Isaac Newton: Asexual Asshat Astronomer

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.