<p>We step inside the castle of history&#39;s most infamous murderess, Elizabeth Báthory, and what we found... was a pile of coupons to Blood, Bath &amp; Beyond.</p>

31 - Archimedes: Heavy Weapons Nerd

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.