<p>While the Philippines fell to the Japanese, General MacArthur was spending his gift certificates to Outback. After the seventh Bloomin&#39; Onion he uttered these famous words &#39;I shall return!&#39;... as he ran to the bathroom.</p>

15 - Schemin' Carlo Ponzi

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.