<p>You all know the man who invented the iPhone, but did you know he claimed not to spray man-juice? We&#39;re roasting the &#39;visionary&#39; Steve Jobs... Just don&#39;t tell iTunes. </p>

13 - Che Guevara: Tobacco Pen15 Sucker

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.