Episode 1: One if by Tooth, Three if by Teehee

Venture to the world of cold call salesmen Dirk &amp; Dell Dwinkle, brothers by blood and pillars of the American economy by choice. Ok, they suck at it but occasionally they land the plane. They are Abundance men, selling various products from the often misunderstood Abundance catalogue. The catalogue itself is usually only given to dentist offices to fill the magazine racks and over the years has suffered bankruptcy, 72 different lawsuits, and a return policy that reads longer than a franchised pharmacy receipt.