Ride along with us as we reminisce about how we fell in (platonic) love, engage in intellectual discourse re: the cinematic masterpiece known as The Kissing Booth II, question the morals of celebrities who will never acknowledge our existence, and  discuss the value of setting goals that we will inevitably not achieve. Bonus: Alessia learns about OnlyFans and Ione is still on the hunt for a sugar daddy (interested parties may apply within).