Your momma, your daddy, your sister, aunt Patty they’re all getting out! The dog, the cat, the snake, the rat, they’re all getting out! Your roommate, his sister, and that funny ol’ mister. Everybody’s getting out!

Today’s topics include pillars of salt, edible puddy, the intersection of crackers and cheese, the four slivers of a man’s heart, bungalows, popsicles, The Fourth Pleasure, the J. Peterman Catalog, and hot steamy dragon time.