It's just not going good, okay? We're running low on water, holy AND alkaline, the catapult just isn't launching gored heretics like it used to, my feet hurt, I just don't think we're changing any minds and hearts here! I dunno man, I'm done.

Today's topics include stretchy implications, woe, Machop, Machoke, and Machamp, spam spaghetti, this fuckin' snob, Terminator 2 pinball machines, the tooth of the dog, boomerang-ing, being weak in the cheeks, sudoku, EXP bars, and Austria.

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