Show notes
Damien visits Christian in Nebraska and immediately gets sentenced to the crawl space, which he can only fall asleep in after getting hilariously drunk. The next morning he discovers the “toilet” Christian provided—one that isn’t actually connected—and panics accordingly. Christian then gives Damien a baby-handling test, which Damien fails by dropping an egg and later proudly cradling a fox plushie, thinking it’s the real baby. The trip wraps with Damien roasting Christian’s ridiculous slippers, the only thing in the house scarier than the crawl space. Get ready for peak chaos and zero competence.

