I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself. I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life. Acting is like sex: you either do it and don't talk about it, or you talk about it and don't do it. That's why I'm always suspicious of people who talk too much about either. Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains! What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it. A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz. The only thing money is good for is to buy your freedom.