This week Sam recounts her "favorite" hook-up story and her newfound obsession with Klaus from The Umbrella Academy, while Dani takes to her Tinder and Hinge accounts so the two of them can give guys their unsolicited advice on their dating profiles. Plus, Listener Paris writes in again with an interesting question that she wants to make clear does NOT apply to her.

It's Mental Illness

Sam and Dani have endless crazy stories from their time together attending a private Jewish school, and have even crazier stories now that they're adults. They give their candid advice about dating, hook-ups, friendships, adulthood, and much more, always in a lighthearted and funny manner. After all, who else can understand the strange stories of rejects better than a couple of fellow rejects?