🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 An extinction-level asteroid is on a collision course with Earth, and there’s only one man brave enough to address the nation—Donald J. Trump. In this urgent presidential broadcast, the commander and chief delivers a high-stakes, totally serious (but also totally ridiculous) message to the American people.

Will NASA, Space Force, and “the best minds” find a way to stop the Bigly Rock of Doom? Or will the asteroid be another disaster caused by the Democrats? Tune in for the most important speech in history—or at least the funniest one.

🔴 Stay alert. Stay American. And maybe keep an eye on the sky. 🔴