🚨 EMERGENCY ALERT: ZOMBIE OUTBREAK 🚨

This is not a test. A highly infectious pathogen is causing extreme aggression and violent behavior in affected individuals. Avoid all infected. Do not attempt to engage. Shelter in place, barricade all entry points, and stay quiet. Authorities are working on containment—if containment is still possible. Survival is your priority. Stay tuned for updates… if anyone is left to give them.