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Rebuttal
Rebmasel
74: 14 Cases That Shouldn't Be Real (They Are)
44 minutes Posted May 14, 2026 at 7:18 am.
Intro
CASE #1: The Giant Panda Defense
CASE #2: The Creepy Judge
CASE #3: Robbing Banks For Research
CASE #4: Two Bodies at the Strip Club
CASE #5: "Utterly Bonkers," Says Court
CASE #6: Naked and Acquitted
CASE #7: Donation Gone Wrong
CASE #8: Tan Lines & Can Lines
CASE #9: Prison Phone Tag
CASE #10: Your Body Scratched My Bumper
CASE #11: Cat Blamed For Crime
CASE #12: (UPDATE!) Beekeeper Sentenced!
CASE #13: Operation Bearclaw
CASE #14: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Throuple, $517,000
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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) This is our fourth **Reb's Round-Up** episode—A rapid-fire (or as rapid as Reb can make it) list of cases that deserve to be included in the Rebuttal Podcast universe but are too short to devote a full episode to.
For this Round-Up, Reb gives you *14 bonus cases* for you to tell unsuspecting friends and strangers all about, including:
Drones delivering packages to prison;
An ex-lawyer in a purple G-string hallucinating a Giant Panda;
A bank robbery research project;
A $517,000 rock, paper, scissors game;
A trip to the morgue and back to the ER;
A (former) judge banned from a mall for being a creep;
An update on the infamous bee assault case;
And more...
Enjoy!
LINKS & CASE NAMES
Case #1: The Giant Panda Defense
Case #2: Moore v. Cecil, et al. (11th Cir. 2026)
Case #3: United States v. Stanley (2005)
Case #4: Wright v. Shotgun Willie's (2022)
Case #5: Wilson v. Midland County Texas, et al. (5th Cir. 2026)
Case #6: United States v. Petro (10th Cir. 2026)
Case #7: Denison v. Mississippi Organ Recovery Agency, Inc. (Miss. 2026)
Case #8: United States v. Blair (11th Cir. 2026)
Case #9: United States v. Weatherspoon (8th Cir. 2026)
Case #10: Neisser v. Pravec (2008) (Czech Republic)
Case #11: United States v. Russell (4th Cir. 2026)
Case #12: Commonwealth of Mass. v. Woods (2026) (and YouTube video of bee "attack")
Case #13: Operation Bear Claw
Case #14: Hooper c. Primeau (2017) (Quebéc's Court of Appeal)
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