51: The "I'm From Alabama" Defense from Rebuttal

51: The "I'm From Alabama" Defense

31 minutes Posted Oct 16, 2025 at 7:30 am.

Intro / Important Lesson

CASE BEGINS

The "that was bonkers" protocol

*60 or so pages later*

JUDGE JONES HAS A PROFESSIONAL HATER

WWJJAD (What would Judge Jones allegedly do) (A lot)

LIST OF (ALLEGED) CRIMES

Judge Jones wants a promotion. Naturally.

DON'T THROW STONES IN A HOUSE OF GLASS

Professional hater is disbarred

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(WATCH THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE) “You’ve got an impressive slate of candidates,” Brian Manookian said to a panel considering applications for a Tennessee Supreme Court seat. “Judge [Kelvin] Jones is not one of them.”

Why? Check his backyard. And his divorce transcripts.

Reb reminds you to keep your mouth shut in Jones v. Jones (Ten. Ct. App. 2022).

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