Reality Witch Podcast

Reality Witch

Jessie Nails
Reality Witch is your one stop shop for all things reality, witchy and weird. Jessie Nails takes you through her lifelong addiction to reality and trash tv, pop culture obsession, and attempts at manifesting with the universe. Every week Jessie talks about life, current pop-culture news, show recaps, and always ends with a "witchy shit" segment. Reality Witch opens the door to discuss childhood traumas with a crazy family and 12 years of Catholic school, while putting a comedic spin on all of it, and shares how diving into the universe, astrology and the metaphysical helps her get through it all. Who says you can’t scroll gossip sites while clutching onto some amethyst? Come join this pop culture coven.
Lisa Rinna is Stick Stickly & Johnny Depp is a Winner
Hello my little witches! This week is like the wild west. We are working with no notes, no structure, NO RULES. But it made for a fun episode. We hit on a ton of topics in no particular order. Lisa Rinna will not STFU on Instagram, and in true Pride Month fashion, we are talking about Harry Hamlin's sexuality again. I'm not going to give my opinion but justice for Kim Richards.The Johnny Depp and Amber Heard trial is done (thank god), and Mama June lost custody of Honey Boo Boo. And there are some new shows to be excited about! The Real Housewives of Dubai is premiering soon, as well as Seeking Sister Wife! The world is healing people. This was a fun, chaotic, pop culture-filled episode, and I hope you loved it!Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected]
Jun 2, 2022
57 min
Welcome to Plathville Recap & Kravis Wedding Review
Witches... this was a hard week for everyone. Jessie talks through the stresses and anxieties that are happening in the world right now, but hopefully, this episode can help everyone zone out for an hour. We chat about the Kravis wedding. It was Catholic gothic and we are here for it. The lewks, the boats, the guests, and aesthetic were A+.There is a full recap of Welcome to Plathville episode 2. The Plaths are wild this season and it is making for an already fantastic season.We end the episode with a meditation recommendation, because after this week we all need to clear our heads.  Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Kravis wedding 20:45- Halsey vs. Record Company 32:10- Josh Duggar 34:50- Johnny Depp and Amber 36:10Shows- Welcome to Plathville 39:20Witchy Shit 1:15:00
May 26, 2022
1 hr 19 min
Welcome to Plathville Recap: Let's Dance!
Witches! The main event of this episode is Welcome to Plathville. The new season is here and Momma Plath is ready to put on her dancing shoes and LIVE. HER. LIFE. Thank god!We chat about some pop culture news (timestamps below), but we are here for the full recap of the new Welcome to Plathville episode. There are A LOT of thoughts and it was shocking, to say the least. Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Bullshit America 11:53- BBMAS MGK 17:05- Cara BBMAs 20:37- Dr Jenn Divorce 24:17- Bobbi Brown TikTok Drama 25:47- Travis and Kourtney Married 29:45- Kyle Richards and Mauricio blinds! 30:46Shows- Momma June 33:57- Welcome to Plathville 35:22Witchy Shit 1:15:00
May 19, 2022
1 hr 26 min
Vampires, Summer House & Kim K Walk Into A Bar
Witches! We are back with a hot episode! We talk about Jessie's upcoming plans, the New Orleans Vampire Association (yes it's real), and some Catholic School Chronicles. Were you ever taken on a field trip to a church that housed the mummified body of a saint in the alter? Well, buckle up. Aside from that we dive into hot takes on Elon Musk and Twitter, Kim K wearing Marilyn and the Zodiac signs of RHOBH cast members! Check out the time stamps below for all of the topics! Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Unexpected TLC 14:50- Elon Musk / Twitter 20:42- Met Gala/Kim K drama 22:43- Fred Savage 28:19- Amanda Bynes 30:30- RHOBH Zodiac signs 25:22Shows- Summer House 47:37- RHONJ 1:00:18Witchy Shit 1:04:53WOW 1:16:22
May 12, 2022
1 hr 18 min
Recap! White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch
Hi Witches! I have a very special guest this week. My BFF Victoria is on to talk about "White Hot: The Rise and Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch".Vikki and I went to high school together and remember the craze that was A&F. We talk about how nothing fit us, how it caused our body dysmorphia, how we couldn't afford it, and how we couldn't look the hot models in the eyes.This was such a nostalgic conversation and my Millennials can relate.Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected]
Apr 28, 2022
1 hr 59 min
Rotten Easter Eggs & Fighting Old Women
Hiiiiii! Back with a lot of bullshit. This week Jessie recounts some family Easter memories that include a lost rotten egg in the basement of her house. Easter was also the beginning of the season when Jessie would bring dyed egg salad to lunch every day and be the smelly kid at the lunch table. But enough about that. Coachella, Revolve Fest, Bethenny Frankel, and the Johnny Depp case are the hot topics in this episode. Also, shoutout to the sketch artist in the Blac Chyna/Kardashian courtroom. How do I get them framed for my house?We also go over the Ultimatum finale and reunion, and 90 Day Fiance is back!!! Almost as if it never left. Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Coachella 21:20- Revolve Fest 25:25- Bunny Barbie vs Bethenny Frankel 28:20- Bethenny Makeup Guru? 28:40- Johnny Depp/Amber Heard Case 31:30- Kardashians vs Blac Chyna 39:30Shows- Ultimatum 42:50- Queen of Versailles 50:00- 90 Day Fiance 53:03Witchy Shit 59:09WOW 1:09:15
Apr 21, 2022
1 hr 11 min
Only Fans Murder, RHONJ & Ultimatum
Witches! This week Jessie talks about the most chaotic baseball game she has ever been to. It includes getting into the stadium sans ticket, threatening to steal drinks and throwing up in a bar bathroom. Things aren't right.See the time stamps below for the topics we touch on this week!Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Only Fans Murder 23:20- Joe and Gia Reunion Fight 27:15- Britney is Pregnant 29:50- Khloe Photoshopping True 31:40- Erika Jayne Sucks 34:50Shows- Summer House 37:52- RHONJ 46:40- Ultimatum 55:11Witchy Shit- 1:04:25
Apr 14, 2022
1 hr 13 min
Everyone Needs Adderall To Stay Alive
Witches! Jessie Nails is back from another vacation. What a bitch am I right?  But no worries. That just means more stories, more opinions, and more entertainment!Did Yolanda Hadid lie about Zayne hitting her? Maybe. Is Mike from Shahs arrested from domestic abuse? Yes. Is Kim K in the long game with Pete because she is finally with someone that is actually nice to her? I think so.For shows we dive into RHONJ, RHOC and Summer House. I have a prediction that will lead to the demise of Summer House. Not happy about it.Finally, we learn 5 new facts about chakras! Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Yolanda Lying about Zayne 20:00- Mike From Shahs Arrested 24:06- The SLAP 26:06- Pete Meets North 30:22- Erika Jayne 32:45- Marcel The Shell 35:56- Bill Aidens Car Stolen 37:05Shows- RHONJ 39:19- RHOC 43:06- Summer House 45:50Witchy Shit 51:36https://www.smithakalluraya.com/5-things-you-should-know-about-chakras/WOW 1:01:50- Drew Afualo 
Apr 7, 2022
1 hr 4 min
Reality Witch Trailer!
Mar 24, 2022
29 sec
Travel Story From Hell
Witches! Your girl is BACK! Did you miss me?This week we do major catchup. Jessie Nails talks about her vacation and how it was the worst travel experience of her life. Did you know the Dallas Airport is the 7th circle of hell? Well, it is.But once we get past the travel trauma we dive into what we know best, pop culture! There's TIkTok drama. There's the Tom and Katie divorce. There's Kylie Jenner not knowing the name of her new baby. Ridiculous.I then give my opinion on Love is Blind (finally), and there is the weekly rant on how Austen Kroll is the most grotesque man on television. Get him off!Finally, we talk about Aries season and what you can expect!Thank you for joining this pop culture coven! Please rate, review and subscribe on Apple Podcasts and leave 5 stars on Spotify!Social:realitywitch.comInstagram: Realitywitch_TikTok: Jessie_NailsTwitter: [email protected] Stamps:IntroNews- Winter House Blind 25:40- Sherri Papini 27:02- TikTok Modern Warrior 30:25- Katie Maloney & Tom Divorce 34:40- Kanye & Trevor Noah 37:00- Amanda Bynes 39:14- RHONY Shakeup 40:10- Kylie Jenner Baby Name 41:30Shows- Love is Blind 43:30- The Dropout 49:55- Summer House 52:25- RHONJ 57:35Witchy Shit 1:00:05WOW 
Mar 24, 2022
1 hr 21 min
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