We had a normal one in Leafs Land this week – if by normal you mean disregarding players’ humanity because they haven’t been playing up to your standards. Oh and they have sponsorships, so screw ‘em!

On a more positive note, we were introduced to the delight that is Len Barrie Sr this week. We break down the Mentor’s Trip Blueprint, the odd couple that is Jake Muzzin and Tyson Barrie, and join Zach Hyman in calling the Leafs’ Player Poll a farce! (Not actually, it was perfect – Zach needs to take his old brown shoes and relax)

Meanwhile, St. Louis continues to be the worst, white women are finally getting the recognition they deserve (sarcasm, don’t worry), and the Leafs managed to win one (1) game!