Hey now, all-stars! The show freaking sucks right now, but the boys look to rise above the 200th best podcast on the charts with a bit retirement ceremony for a joke whose time has come. The OHL's Flint Firebirds controversy prompts a brutally honest discussion on the ways nepotism ruins junior hockey, and John discovers new depths to the Canadian football landscape. PLUS: Jon Hendren (Twitter's @fart) calls into the show to finally answer a burning fan question we've been ducking for months.

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