The edging is over, welcome to Part 2 of Married to the Mobster: Real Mob Husbands of NY! A review of the true life novel by Leighton Greene. That's right, it's time for the honeymoon- turtles, intrigue and gooey ducks. We've got a clueless mobster, a sentimental tattoo, and a serious case of marrying up to a fashion and social-savvy babe. But wait, are those... bad choices, tacky mob wives, fresh drama, and telenovela plot twists? Why yes, yes they are. And you get to hear all about them. Now who's the luckiest little bitch in all of New York City? Let us walk you through the moral takeaways, and learn you some know how- hint, you should always ask, do the nips match the dick? 

TAGS: Anal, Rimming, Drug Abuse, Mob violence, Comas, Free Babies, Emotionally Dense Husbands [#idiot sandwich], and Blow Jobs

DEFINITIONS: We are coining this!- PNC= Post-nut clarity!