Here are some of the 700 hobo names you have requested. Included here with permission from John Hodgman, a professional writer. 

READ! <a href="http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com">The Areas Of My Expertise</a> 

WATCH! John Hodgman on <a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/the_daily_show/videos/celebrity_interviews/index.jhtml?start=17">The Daily Show</a> 

BELIEVE! John Hodgman is a <a href="http://www.tmbg.com">Deranged Millioniare</a> 

Bonus Material: 

<a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0226143783/ref=pd_kar_gw_1/002-4251407-8782413?%5Fencoding=UTF8%2CUTF8&v=glance&n=283155">Citizen Hobo</a> vs. <a href="http://www.hobonickels.org/alpert04.htm#R">Railroad Bull</a> 

700 Hoboes on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/700hoboes/pool/">Flickr</a> 

Promo: <a href="http://jawboneradio.blogspot.com">Jawbone Radio</a> 
(Check out the Jawbone interviews with <a href="http://jawboneradio.blogspot.com/2005/12/jawbone-88-of-hoboes-and-h_113449370352201899.html">John Hodgman</a> and <a href="http://jawboneradio.blogspot.com/2006/01/jawbone-93-wonderfully-magical.html#links">Jonathan Coulton</a>) 

Song 1: Furry Old Lobster - <a href="http://www.jonathancoulton.com">Jonathan Coulton</a> (from his <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/thingaweek">Thing A Week</a> podcast) 

I think the Others on <a href="http://abc.go.com/primetime/lost/index.html">Lost</a> are, in actuallity, hoboes. Discuss. 

I've got a new <a href="http://www.k7.net">K7</a> number. Call me!!! 

Song 2: Boxcar - <a href="http://www.therosebuds.com">The Rosebuds</a><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/qt5pruKqP5A" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/0k0BWAzvl_U" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/tnawiZTX53c" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/Cxw9Hevo0kw" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/VfUUT3J76bQ" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/ebOLNpdNHNg" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/QbE-4tDOFDA" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/Jsl7-ttPWF4" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/gY1AxuLMtxc" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/ullPNq4YyYM" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/BFlBZrbJf_o" height="1" width="1"/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/qcMjvTwUy1s" height="1" width="1"/><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/8Eu1sd4FjfU" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="//feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/L1yo5LWsu8k" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/xROJ_DfgZi4" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/XUO5dt8DyHA" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/Go_19wiYJoM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/SJhrPL6qCtI" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/IiwL6MpnLPw" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/_KZE_Q-7mf0" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/NQWFKV0TCI8" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/M_CX453Q7JM" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/bGoU1huHQ_c" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/qD35AUIAB04" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/icjD42uU_Jg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/HdG80bc_dTg" height="1" width="1" alt=""/><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RandomSignal/~4/5i-gOzsfo2E" height="1" width="1" alt=""/>

R.S. #31 - One Monster After Another

tangential transmissions from a disorganized mind