Ahhh. What a wonderful sea breeze. I do so enjoy a good vacation. Oh. What are you doing here? Can you not see that I am taking a little break today? The Weather is just perfect for sailing across our vast seas. You are not going away, are you? Can’t wait for my next tale, I presume? Well, I am not budging! I have packed my alchemic aqualung and my rubber ducky! You are not going to go are you? Fine!!!! Have it your way. One quick tale and then I am off! And what better to talk about than THE S.E.A. Or Oceans if you prefer. Allow me to unpack my trident to again pierce the veil to our buffoonish, Ramble Shamble.