Corporations of the future enjoy making sensual cyborg assassins. In a world with heavy laws against cyborg and human relations, they all really want sexy times to happen. Cash (Angelina Jolie), an all-too-real cyborg, has cartwheeled her way into Colton’s (Elias Koteas) heart and, um, nether regions. Now, on the run to save the endless love they established in the last 5 minutes, they are led by the digital teeth and huffy voice of Mercy (Jack Palance) while being hunted down by a thin-skinned psycho, Danny (Billy Drago). We miss you, Billy! La-Mar joins our pursuit in this low-fi electro-brawling future. Can RTS make sure that there is love and not sex bombs? Can Angelina Jolie ninja her way out of this film? Also, it’s our anniversary! Let’s celebrate! Thank you for listening!