In this episode our new friend Butch Lord calls in, this man is the friendliest person named Butch you will EVER meet, unless you TAKE his Steel Reserve. Do Arizona County Jails have DATING apps?? What HURTS you butt more?...Alien abductions or blackouts from CHEEP liquor?? When was the last time you COUNTED your brain cells?? Have you ever HAD Southern Fried Anthony Quinn?? Will YOU every stop being a Phony?? These COMPLEX questions will be HASHED out on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.