In this ENLIGHTENING episode, our Resident prophet calls in and cheers everyone up with some DOMESTIC apocalyptic propaganda. Two of his "predictions" actually came TRUE, and now he is COCKY and predicting everything under the Sun. Can being married to ANYONE for a long time be a Good thing?? Is this the WORST time is history to be a prophet?? Is being SUPER safe better than actually having a life?? Will there be a prediction about Anthony Quinn's deteriorating HEALTH?? Are YOU miserable?? Well don't FRET!! Everything will be fine if you LISTEN to this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.