in this episode we travel to New Jersey, and force Chris Gassler to be on this informational podcast. He is a busy young man, but he knows people are depending on this show. Is this all just the will of the OWL GOD?? Is looting hair gel allowed in New Jersey?? Why does Anthony Quinn's relationship with PIZZA border on "inappropriate"?? Will comedians ever see "Normal Humans" again?? These questions, and other semi-depressing questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.