In this episode our friend Jason Scott stops by, we discus the fear that makes people turn into dick-less toilet paper hoarding IDIOTS. Why are all these over privileged people so worried about wiping?? Are "fetish Gerbils" really part of the animal rights movement?? Does hand sanitizer kill HIV?? Will Anthony Quinn have to learn new "hands on" social skills to survive in POST PANDEMIC AMERICA?? These questions, and other life saving questions, will be answered on this episode of QUINNSPIRACY.