What are the gayest Christmas songs of all time? Daniel and Benjii unpack the camp value of our favorite holiday hits. Digressions include ham, a short TedTalk on how pagans invented everything, the ethics of housing hippopotami, and Santa as a sex symbol and bear daddy icon. Benjii makes a rule about criteria for the list that he breaks over and over again.

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