The Chrises engage in the NewlyWed game with the freshly married and divorced couple, Elyse Eisen and Roger Sachar. Roger warms the cockles of Elyse’s heart with a famous Mozart rift and a funky chicken dance. Whilst in the midst of their shack up spring training, the royal duo perseveres through a few squabbles over raising a kid as a Yankees or Dodgers fan and living in Manhattan or Brooklyn. The yankee impersonator reasons that no one resides in alphabet city, like no one runs backwards naked through a cornfield. As Roger shows he is not a pushover, Elyse has the cops called on her multiple times for marching to the beat of her own drum.

Guests: Elyse Eisen https://www.instagram.com/tipsytraveler/ & Roger Sachar https://www.instagram.com/rogersachar/

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