Jeb had never seen a SpongeBob-isode before, and the good news is, he no longer has &quot;incipient dread&quot; about his child possibly enjoying it one day! The bad news...isn&#39;t really bad, or specific to this particular 12 minutes of SBSP content, because it involves the show not knowing whether it takes place underwater or on the surface, and Dennis Quaid&#39;s inconsistently accented Grandpappy is therefore obliged to fall for middle-school-theatre &quot;set dressing&quot; designed to convince him that Mr. Krabs is continuing the family pirate tradition. It&#39;s a hard one to gauge the Quaidosity of, but DQ&#39;s having a blast; arrrrr you ready for a pocket-sized episode of Quaid In Full?

Overall score: 6.5 
QQQ score: 7.5 
Days since a lost Kuffs accident: 440 
Don&#39;t Say A Word counter: 2

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S07E09: G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra

The Quaid In Full podcast rates, reviews, and ranks every single televisual work in which Dennis Quaid appears. This highly unscientific endeavor is hosted by Sarah D. Bunting and Jeb Lund, because they give a fox.