Did anybody in this movie...see a movie? Today we&#39;re contemplating 2003&#39;s Cape Farm, aka Cold Creek Manor, aka 33 1/3 Short Sound Drops That Shouldn&#39;t Have Made SDB Laugh. A putative thriller in which Dorff On Golf somehow manages to haul a dead pony into a swimming pool, our &quot;city slicker&quot; hero tries to charm the psychotic locals with Brandy Alexanders, children have eyeteeth the size of quarters, and a cemetery is added to the kids&#39; chore wheel, Cold Creek Manor is mostly bad -- but at least Dennis Quaid doesn&#39;t make it any worse, so while you&#39;re fleeing the godless city for Sling Blade-on-Hudson, cue up an all-new Quaid In Full. 

Overall score: 3 
QQQ score: 5.25 
Days since a lost Kuffs accident: 0

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S06E07: Freedom: A History Of US

The Quaid In Full podcast rates, reviews, and ranks every single televisual work in which Dennis Quaid appears. This highly unscientific endeavor is hosted by Sarah D. Bunting and Jeb Lund, because they give a fox.