Chris Collision of the I Don&#39;t Even Own A Television podcast is joining us for the misbegotten Wilder Napalm, the early Vince Gilligan joint that would have made a much better X-Files episode than it did a feature film. Arli$$ jokes, aggressive quirk, a Van Helsing comparison somehow, beefcake snarling at each other, Manic Pixie Dream Winger, and a lead who should have failed out of clown college all add up to a very nineties pyrokinetic love triangle with no figurative fireworks. Close up the Quik Foto; it&#39;s an all-new Quaid In Full.

Overall score: 4 
QQQ score: 3.92 (don&#39;t ask)

SHOW NOTES

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<li>Get EVEN MORE Qontent (...sorry) <a href="https://www.patreon.com/quaidinfull" rel="nofollow">at our Patreon page</a></li>
<li>Can YOU get past the first 27 seconds of <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-dennissance/id1503394153" rel="nofollow">The Dennissance</a>?</li>
<li>...Us either. Try Chris&#39;s pod with JW Friedman <a href="https://www.idontevenownatelevision.com/" rel="nofollow">instead</a></li>
<li>Janet Maslin&#39;s <a href="https://www.nytimes.com/1993/08/20/movies/review-film-brothers-fight-fire-with-fire-in-wilder-napalm.html" rel="nofollow">review</a> </li>
<li>And Owen Gleiberman&#39;s for <a href="https://ew.com/article/1993/08/27/wilder-napalm/" rel="nofollow">EW</a></li>
</ul>Special Guest: Chris Collision.

S04E04: Undercover Blues

The Quaid In Full podcast rates, reviews, and ranks every single televisual work in which Dennis Quaid appears. This highly unscientific endeavor is hosted by Sarah D. Bunting and Jeb Lund, because they give a fox.