Are you working from home? Temporarily laid off? Staring at the ceiling wondering when you can step out of your house without being shamed for it by social media? Well, how about you join us for an hour of fun while you hear the trials and tribulations of 2 guys in their mid-twenties trying to navigate the intricacies of wanting to have fun at the bar while also not wanting to be canceled by the internet? 

We start the pod out by recounting our attempt to go out for Saint Patrick's day in NYC, then we somehow dive right into John seeing his Man Crush Everyday at a bar in Manhattan and his complete inability to play it cool or make it seem like he's been there before. Needless to say, if John were an NFL wild card team that squeaked into the playoffs, he'd be one-and-done.  

At this point you're probably wondering how silky smooth the transitions are in the podcast. Well, you can thank Randy for editing the podcast while John completely neglects his side-hustle while continuing to work his lil accounting job until all hours of the night. 

We finish off the second half of the podcast with Randy regaling us with his masterful plan to stimulate the American economy with the wonder that is May Madness. John caps off this finance talk out with some practical conversation about stock market futures and other things I don't really understand but pretend to in order to get us to the next topic. Lastly, we bring you the crowd pleaser that is Excel Tips with John.

Thank you for reading up to this point if you're still with us and thank you for not knowing which one of us wrote this episode description because there's certainly no bias that can be picked up by reading in between the lines. Love yinz (shouts to Pittsburgh).

JB&RK