Parker and Grant kick off their Big 12 team rankings with a tour through the head coaches. Topics include, but are not limited to:

-- Horrendous vibes at Texas

-- Positive vibes at Texas Tech

-- Gus Malzahn's retirement dreams

-- Matt Campbell's ceiling

-- Dave Aranda Appreciation Hour

Follow Parker on Twitter @statsowar and Grant @grantmcgalliard. Stay tuned for big news ahead!