At last! The long-awaited "CHYNA!" episode is here! Buckle up! Because I condense a LOT of information into a 30 minute episode. I outline the three pronged attack that our Neighbor to the East has been doing to us for decades. China is playing the long game, and if we don't wake up, it's going to be too late. (A lot of this info is doom and gloom, so I try to lighten the mood with themes from one of my favorite 80's movies).