**Trigger warning - sexual abuse** Megan and Michelle are perplexed about the female delusion calculator, incel culture, aspiring cat ladies, thumb transplants, going fishing, demographics, and mandatory therapy. Want to support <a href='https://www.proseccotheory.com/'>Prosecco Theory</a>?<ul><li>Become a <a href='http://www.patreon.com/proseccotheory'>Patreon</a> subscriber and earn swag!</li><li>Check out our merch, available on <a href='https://www.teepublic.com/user/prosecco-theory'>teepublic.com</a>!</li><li>Follow/Subscribe wherever you listen!</li><li>Rate, review, and tell your friends!</li><li>Follow us on <a href='https://www.instagram.com/proseccotheory/'>Instagram</a>, <a href='https://twitter.com/ProseccoTheory'>Twitter</a>, and <a href='https://www.facebook.com/ProseccoTheory'>Facebook</a>!</li></ul>**************** Ever thought about starting your own podcast? From day one, Buzzsprout gave us all the tools we needed get Prosecco Theory off the ground. What are you waiting for? Follow <a href='https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=1069298'>this link</a> to get started. Cheers!!

93 - I Do Or I Don’t

Two single moms in their early 40s, diving into the world's infinite gray areas and sorting through baggage in pursuit of personal growth and entertainment. (Music by Bryan M. Steele)