Being that stylish person who always looks like they just left a photo shoot isn’t as difficult as it sounds. Contrary to what you might believe, looking good doesn’t take that much work.

I started writing this book (now podcast) in 2016 after realizing that the odds of having children was unlikely. Its dedicated to my badass nieces and nephews who have reminded me on several occasions that life is an awesome thing and the path to happiness has many different and confusing directions it can take. This book is designed to help them along the way by giving them various life hacks and advice from their uncle that has made just about every mistake that a person can make. I don’t have all the answers, but i do know 10,000 things NOT to do and i’d like to share them with all of you.