Dan Campbell, we request a face-to-face meeting with you so that we can discuss the realignment of your neural pathways. With our help, you can see colors - we're talking RED, we're talking BLUE, we're talking WHITE. We can explain to you what these colors mean. This meeting must be face-to-face. We need to look you in the eyes. If you miss this opportunity, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Please contact us today at [email protected].

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I am not a crackpot.