Look out LA, have we got a bargain for you! For just $200 a day plus expenses, you can hire a successful detective you can trust, who stands up for the underdog. That is if your definition of "successful” means living in an illegal mobile home in a parking lot without any water or electricity hook-ups, and "trust" means he will hide information from you as he sees fit. Oh, and in case we forgot to leave it on the answering machine, the “underdog” is kind of a man whose wife… ooh, it get...