On today’s show, we’ll tell you about the different ways other animal species poop, because we all need to know, right?

Then, we’ll go to Germany, where a brand new firehouse burned to the ground. I'll tell you the awesomely stupid reason why.

Next, a cop in Georgia calls for backup, so he can whine about his botched order at the local Burger King.

Finally, I’ll tell you about the young man in northern Greece, who breaks into backyards in the middle of the night to smell your shoes.