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🔸😃🔸 Hello and Welcome to 🅿️odCube™ 🔸😃🔸

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Congratulations! 🎉 You are now able to receive transmissions from any of our deployed PodCube™ recording devices, located throughout the known universe; past, present, and future. 

What is PodCube™? 

Beta-testers have described it as "a multiverse workplace comedy" and "a weirdly grounded look into the chaos of mainstream marketing and working under capitalist restrictions". 

Some reported that when operating a motorized vehicle, they have been forced to stop because they are "laughing too hard". 

One user went so far as to say that PodCube™ "marks a meaningful improvement in the American sketch comedy scene." (NOTE: Our team believes this tester is unaware that our transmissions are in fact from real people in real places.) 

⊲ To begin, select any of the transmissions from the list. ⊳ 
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