On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed is saved but Delinda is still in the wind and Danny will do whatever the bachelor party requires to bring her back alive. Sam has kicked her two shitty whales to the curb, but it turns out the shittiness has rubbed off on her when an urban legend comes to Neon City. And the Montecito staff gets food poisoning from the mall food court, leaving Mary to fill in across a variety of roles.

Your lovable idiots harness the McCarthy clusterfuck while weighing the merits of living a life of monastic discipline in exchange for finding the win button. You can connect with these morons on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas or email them at [email protected]. If he asks, tell James Lesure we told you to leave him alone.