On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, Ed and Delinda go Shawshanking when a bunch of guest possessions go missing, Delinda goes dumpster filling to make a bunch of Danny's possessions go missing, Woody and Jordan crossover when the life of a murder victim goes missing from its body, and Mike makes us wish he went missing when a prized rat goes missing.

Your co-hosts wonder why they built the entire episode out of landmines, discuss the degree to which the New York Giants can fuck themselves, and live out the parable of the scorpion and the frog. Feel free to email them at [email protected], tweet at them @MontecitoPod using the hashtags #LasVegas4Peacock and/or #GetCoziWithLasVegas, or generally shout at them through the black mirror of your podcast listening device of choice.