On this episode of the hit NBC television show "Las Vegas," Mary activates the MCFTF when 40 loose diamonds go missing... virtually? Mike tries to convince the world that his dick is super small. And Big Ed demonstrates the proper way to menace someone with a cigar cutter.

Your idiot co-hosts debate the meaning of the word honor, discuss the intersection of the USGA's Rules of Golf and erogenous zones, and review proper loan shark protocols.

Help spread the word of this great/stupid podcast with some 5-star reviews! Engage with us on Twitter @MontecitoPod using the hashtag #LasVegas4Peacock or by emailing us at [email protected]. Finally, remember it's Mike that has a small dick, not James Lesure. James is fucking shredded though.