On this episode of the hit NBC television show Las Vegas, the security cameras turn inward in a period of quiet introspection; Sam has to deal with a brood-like coterie of maybe-vampires; and Delinda helps her cousin zip his dick up in his pants. Your hosts don't lose any body parts, but they are slowly losing their minds, no doubt an artifact of a careless 1 space-buck wager that has permanently fucked everything up.

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