In this week episode, we have the conference championship and then Superb Owl for 7-year-olds, who manage to win it all despite the worst coaching since whenever the last time the Dallas Cowboys were on the field. Sam has to train a woman who is looking to secretly replace her, but maybe the woman should have been consulting Pilot Episode Mary instead. And oh yeah, some dude gets kidnapped. Caution: the murder orb is slippery when wet.

Come for the breakdown of little kid football, stay for a musical number by best-friend-of-the-pod Josh Duhamel's future ex-wife.