Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. In this otherwise-totally-normal holiday edition of the podcast, come for the Home Alone post mortem, stay for the perpetual creepiness of one of your hosts.

Mark McGrath of Sugar Ray guest stars in this episode and kisses Jillian on the mouth quite a bit. Big Ed thinks Jillian is cheating on him with Sugar Ray's Mark McGrath. A homeless man returns $9,500 and a shitty kid's poem, but doesn't want a reward, not even tickets to see Sugar Ray featuring Mark McGrath. The world's worst talent agent stalks Mary and somehow doesn't bump into Mark McGrath, he of the band Sugar Ray. Oh, and special musical performance by, you guessed it, Cosme.