**Special note: as is the case with many nascent podcasts, we were working out some technical issues when we first started recording. Unlike more professional podcasts, we didn't do shit about it. The first ten episodes have some comparably rough audio, but we mostly fixed that from episode 11 onwards. You won't hurt our feelings if you skip the first ten eps nearly as much as you will if you don't skip them and then bail on the entire podcast thinking they're all painful to listen to. There are no points for being a completionist, so don't be a hero.**

When a creepy, all-too-real-in-these-uncertain-times Senator shows up at the Montecito, sexual harassment and assault on the press take place. Meanwhile, not nearly enough assault is directed toward a psychotic King Arthur. And oh yeah, keep your windows rolled up when you're driving down the Strip. No reason, just trust us.